imma kick a free like hitmonlee, cause thats what i do best
and its no mystery, ill swiftly make your girl go from misty Too Wet
Cause Im a champ/Im Machamp, and my hiddin power remains unknown
and you bugs cant stop ma chops/machops, so do you really wanna go?

Ill hit your eyes mr. mime, dont talk? good, dont start yet
I aint talkin weird when i say this BIRDS a lil farfetched
have a Hair accross/Haracross your ass? better get it cut quick
cause when i Blast toys/blastoise, imma make you look snorlax, a big dum bitch

im tired of thinkin, my light bulb is sour/ bulbasore
my rhymes are like mew, powerful and youve gotta adore
and when i give your girl the KOBRA, shell blast off like a ROCKET
then ill sing her to sleep like jigglypuff when i wanna stop it

but before i go Beedrill and Take flight for the night
i gotta go weedle/weed ill, hey charzard, give me a light?
Oh yeah, one last thing, i busted into your girls room without knockin
and said "I just wanted a lil pikachu/ peek at chu" now aint that shockin


idk i was bored, its funny though