So I never did well in school, my grades were kinda low,
But I did better in Hip Hop, got paid for doing shows,
Im not a hustler or a gangster, But I gaurantee Ill kill you,
Instead of talking a lot of shit Ill tell you what I will do,
What I do, work at Dollar General, I work hard for my money,
And I got a Tracfone, fuck a Smartphone, people think its funny,
Im telling the whole truth and nothing but it, so fuck it,
I drive a 1987 Plymouth Caravelle, and I love it!
Its a beater with a heater, but I hug it,
Even if I have to let the oil and antifreeze drip in a bucket,
I should probably get it washed, its really kinda dirty,
And I tell you one thing, my seats shake when I do thirty,
When I drive the whole car rumbles like a motherfucker,
It needs a new exhaust system and a new muffler,
The hinges on the doors are rusty as fuck,
But I guarantee Ill still pull bitches and be bustin a nut,
Realest free ever, man Im fuckin it up,
And I dont stay at home for long cuz Ill be stuck in a rutt,
I stay more fly than ancient historic velociraptor birds,
And when I get a girl Im at her house straight after work,
Stalk her back spasms and orgasms, yeah, Im comin after her,
And gonna fill her with the nut, semen seeping out her apertures,
I used to roam the streets in VA and hit up clubs and fuck whores,
Now I shovel snow and clean the house and I shuck corn,
My life changed dramatically when I moved across the states,
I aint got no girls out here, no friends, and a suffered loss of dates,
I sleep in when I dont work, I enjoy my time alone,
Peace and quiet, I sleep in silence, and I feel right at home.